 (I've blocked my friends face to respect her privacy)
A little while ago, me, my friends and my mom went apple picking at this placed called "I CANT TELL YOU" because what I'm about to say might shut them DOWN!
Ok so here's my story... this place was YIKES in a bottle! Everywhere I went there was the smell of rotten apples! I was going to pick some apples by a big tree, but then we saw that the tree was burnt and death was all around it. This alarmed me very disgustingly. Apples were squished and worms were all over them, ROTTEN TO THE CORE!
Then when we got deeper, some guy on a hay truck told us to "Get OUT of the ROAD!" But there WAS NO ROAD!!!!!!!!! Just a trail of apples. Then we got even deeper in, and we started to smell the funk of animals, we've got chickens over here, we've got ponies over there, and a collection of Johnny On The Spots... (for all of you that dont know what that is, ITS AN OUTDOOR TOILET!) I can't take it anymore! I'm NEVER GOING BACK!
Except for the Funnel Cakes were very delicious :)
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